Your AMNESTY ENDS in...
Election Week Amnesty
I don't know about you...but I'm kinda glad that tomorrow is the last day of the election cycle! Seems like it's been going on FOREVER!
And I read last week that Earth getting destroyed by an asteroid is gaining traction as an alternative candidate! Go figure...
For the greater good of our nation in such a heated debate, we made the decision to break down the wall and grant amnesty to all past Titan Fitness Members...
Did you drop off the face of the planet?
You have an outstanding balance?
Slowly drifted away into the abyss?
Did you try another gym and ready to come 'home'?
Guess what! Directly from the Oval Office of Titan Country:
WE WANT YOU BACK!
This week only (until Nov 12, 2016), we have pardoned all former gym members to get you back into the gym!
We know you have a big voting decision this week, so to make this super-easy, we want to waive ALL enrollment fees for returning members...just pay your first month of membership dues and we'll restart your membership!
We not only make this promise to you, but....
...Are you ready for this?
As Donald Trump would explain, this "is going to be huge... HUGE!" or "BIG LEAGUE"....or "BIGLY" depending on who you believe!
Here goes... We are forgiving any past debts and past due balances!
SAY WHAT!?!
We know sometimes bad things happen to good people. That's why we're eliminating your balance if you have one...
We want to restart our relationship and start over with you. If you owe us money, or maybe even in collections, we will wipe away 100% of your balance after you rejoin!
Oh, YES! Now, you have no excuse to rejoin the Titan Fitness family and get a head start on fighting off that unflattering "Winter Coat".
Before we endlessly change our minds and flip-flop our opinions on the topic like any great career politician can, you are encouraged to take advantage of this offer... NOW!
Yep. The clock is ticking! You've only got until this Saturday, November 12th at 1pm to take advantage and get amnesty.
Here's How to Claim Amnesty and Start Over
To claim your amnesty, just click the "Get Started Now" Button below. A window will open then just enter your first name, your best email address and your best contact phone number.
Once we receive your request, we'll give you a call to get your amnesty status locked in before the timer expires on this page.
To lock in your amnesty and get your balance waived and to restart your membership with NO ENROLLMENT FEE, you must reactivate your membership this week, before Saturday, November 12, 2016 at 1pm! So don't delay...
Secure Your Amnesty HERE
Enter your first name, best email address & best contact phone number below to start the amnesty process!
We value your privacy and would never spam you
Secure Your Amnesty HERE
Enter your first name, best email address & best contact phone number below to start the amnesty process!
We value your privacy and would never spam you